How NOT to buy coffee 101

If you front up to my place of work and do this, you will have that jar of coffee your throwing around shoved so far up your arse you will be shitting Mochachinnos for 6 months.

However if you try it this was, I will only ask you for your autograph.

However if you do this, you will be only a inch away from death after I'm through with you.

Play nice now mother fuckers.