Not sure if he moved to Sunbury or Geelong. Should know more soon. Anyhow, onto the rant.
SMOKERS! You are fucking pissing me off with all your smoke and hacking up your lungs everywhere. I really hate the STENCH that comes off you when you walk up to the smoke bench asking for your PJ SUPER MILD or PJ 8's. For starters THEY ARE FUCKING NOT CALLED THAT ANY MORE, THEY ARE NOW KNOWN AS PJ FUCKING RICH OR GOLD! They no longer are known by a name that implies that they are BETTER for you than the OTHER ones. Thus the stupid names they have now. Also the MILLIGRAMS have been removed because ALL the smokes that you can buy will still KILL YOU regardless of the MILLIGRAMS.
Which brings me to the pictures, the graphic pictures, the VERY graphic pictures on the packets. YOU KNOW THE ONES. I was going to write a 30 minute essay on them, but I found a video on youtube that says it better than I can.
Now here is the point where I dish out a idle threat. However, you are going to die a long and painful death at the hands of your winnie blues, so I shall offer this peice of free advice. Please call the smokes you are now after via the correct new name, if your sending someone into the supermarket to buy them for you, tell them the right name, don't tell them to buy you the 8's or the 12's. If you end up with the 16's or 1's, its your own fault. As for the picture, you get what your fucking given. If its the first one off the shelf, its yours. As the lady in the video said, if you don't like the picture, look elsewhere.
HOWEVER THE NEXT FUCKING CUNT THAT PAYS WITH A FIST FULL OF FUCKING WARM SWEATY CHANGE AND ASKS FOR THE SMOKES IN MILLIGRAMS OR WITH THE OLD NAME WILL ONLY GET THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE VERSION THERE IS! HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR PJ FUCKING REDS MOTHER FUCKER!
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Random question here, but what is your view on the eftpos machines, like the ones at Coles, that allow customers to swipe their card and input details before the checkout person has finished scanning? Is it a good thing, or a total pain in the ass?
I'll tell you what stubbadub. Its fucking annoying. And also stupid. You swipe your card, enter your details, press enter then remember you need to save x amount of money for a bill or somethingafter the chick presses enter on the register. Its stupid. Not to mention a security risk for your card.
That said, I don't know how their system works exactly, but I prefer the normal way of waiting to hear the total before I decide to hand over my hard earned.
Still I find it very annoying as Im scanning the products through and the customer is swiping their card and getting annoyed that it wont read their card at Woolworths. When they eventually enquire I tell them it only work at the end and that they are in Woolworths. Half the time the look up and around and say "Oh" as if they have no idea where they are.
"hej nija i b in victoia now LOLZ brak has quit haha teh brumbee iz in lolz I hve no net yet waitz for dodo 2 connect n gelong iz hole dun visit SUNBURY!"
Um... What?
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